i am Demoman

i am Demoman,
demolition's my game;

Noxy's a simple Pyro-- he wears
retardant laced body suites
and silly rubber gloves on his hands;
gas-mask on his face.

he squirts jet fuel from a dangling hose
then lights a flare--
ignites the grass near by
and hay stacks here and there,

i, on the other hand,
i lob timer based grenades
with excruciating precision
and unbelievable flair;

and then i detonate them
at just the right instant
with a sub-sonic din and
searing explosive flame.

kaboom!
           kapow!

kiss your fanny
bye bye!