
i am Demoman,
demolition's my game;
Noxy's a simple Pyro-- he wears
retardant laced body suites
and silly rubber gloves on his hands;
gas-mask on his face.
he squirts jet fuel from a dangling hose
then lights a flare--
ignites the grass near by
and hay stacks here and there,
i, on the other hand,
i lob timer based grenades
with excruciating precision
and unbelievable flair;
and then i detonate them
at just the right instant
with a sub-sonic din and
searing explosive flame.
kaboom!
kapow!
kiss your fanny
bye bye!
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