surprise

surprise,
she's off the menu for good.

no,
you can't have her anymore.

but may i draw you attention
to our specialty tonight

rump roast,

delicately prepared
with rosemary and sage,

juicy, tender cuts,

from any number of cows
you so brazenly f*cked

while she tended
to you and your f*cking heirs.


your meal is on the house
this time.




surprise
~noxalio~